so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
