He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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