I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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