ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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