if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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