I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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