Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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