WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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