I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
