But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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