Small penises have feelings too.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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