Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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