How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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