i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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