I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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