So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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