i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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