I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
where am i from again
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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