I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Everyone says I win the strip club
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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