sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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