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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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