So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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