Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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