dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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