I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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