Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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