Christians are straight up FREAKS
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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