We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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