You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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