White coat. Heels.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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