I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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