So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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