id be glad to
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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