People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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