he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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