His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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