DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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