this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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