god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Boobs are out for the taking
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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