Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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