you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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