You're completely useless in the revolution.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
