and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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