go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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