Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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