Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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