my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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