she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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