**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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