Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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